Joe never met a bad pun he didn't like. He especially liked attaching them to stories. They included:

• Abscesses make the fart go "HONDA"!
• And she thus became the first chicken to catch a Tory.
• Booty is in the "Aye" of the bee holder.
• The koala tea of mercy is not strained.
• But of course, the Czech is always in the male.
• Came the reply, "That was no laser — that was my knife!"
• Doctor, the thong is ended, but the malady lingers on!
• He's not the rigger Mort is.
• I left my harp in Sam Frank's Disco.
• It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan.
• If the foo shits, wear it.
• Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers.
• Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
• Silly abbot, kicks are for Trids!
• Whither thou goeth, boyfoot bear with teaks of Chan!
• Which just goes to show that, a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.